GOATLASER.COM
🐐 100% free-range nonsense

Well, this is a little baah-zarre.

I thought the concept of a Goat Laser was not a baahhd idea, so naturally I bought the domain. Was there a business plan? Nope. A five-year strategy? Absolutely not. Adult supervision? Clearly missing.

Nothing much to see here. I do not even know what the heck, if anything, I am going to do with this place. But what the hay, while we wait for inspiration to strike (preferably not from the business end of the goat), here are some dice rollers, a Pathfinder 1e point-buy calculator and a spell point calculator.

Not a baahhd deal for a website with no actual purpose. The spell calculator is especially handy when the GM starts bleating about resource management. Consider it the greatest of all time. Or at least the greatest of all goats. I will see myself out.

A sunglasses-wearing goat with a gigantic red laser on its back, green laser on its head and magenta laser firing from its rear.
THREE LASERS. ZERO REGRETS. (Probably.)

01 / Roll with the herd

The Dice Barn

All nine rollers, all right here. Pick a quantity, add or subtract a modifier and see every individual die plus the final total. No tabs, no hunting, no kidding.

RNG • NO FUDGING

Each die has its own count, modifier and roll button. Yes, even the weird little d2 and d3.

Die results are independently rolled from 1 through the number of sides, inclusive. Dice are pseudo-random, which is so close to random you might as well say it is random... so yeah, random, but the GM is still allowed to be suspicious. Up to 100 dice per roller.

02 / The numbers pasture

Pathfinder 1e Point Buy

All six abilities, proper 1e costs, racial bonuses and your own miscellaneous adjustments. No goat math required.

PF1E • 7–18 BASE SCORES
Point budget20
Available to spend
Points spent0
Bought base scores only
Points remaining20
Points in the pen
Total ability scores60
Sum of final scores
AbilityBase score 7 to 18Point costRacial +/-Misc +/-Final scoreAbility mod

Rules note: Pathfinder 1e point buying starts at 10 and only permits purchased scores from 7 to 18. A 7 refunds 4 points, while an 18 costs 17. Racial bonuses are applied afterward. The race picker includes the listed first-party races from the d20PFSRD race index; especially unusual or variable races may need manual adjustments and your GM's blessing. The goat takes no responsibility for character deaths.

03 / Arcane barnyard accounting

Spell Point Calculator

Choose your class, character level and casting ability modifier. Your spell point pool is calculated from the charts Goat King Scott provided, not the whims of a suspicious wizard. The goat checked the math twice, ate the paperwork once and now refuses to answer questions.

PF1E • YOUR SPELL POINT CHARTS
18–19
Base spell points3
Class table, current level
Bonus spell points2
From casting modifier
Total spell points5
Available spell point pool
Highest spell level1st
From the class chart

Breakdown by spell level

Base points and eligible bonus points are displayed separately.

Enter the actual ability modifier, not the ability score. For example, 18–19 means +4. Bonus points only count for spell levels your class can cast at the selected level.

Based on a seven-page chart put together by Goat King Scott, which he created from a hayload of information he gathered... somewhere. Daily domain spells, for classes that receive them, are not included. Void where prohibited. If the goat or anyone else finds an error, blame the wizard. Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 gold pieces and do not go to jail. Keep in mind, this is free, and there is no crying in goat ball.