Well, this is a little baah-zarre.
I thought the concept of a Goat Laser was not a baahhd idea, so naturally I bought the domain. Was there a business plan? Nope. A five-year strategy? Absolutely not. Adult supervision? Clearly missing.
Nothing much to see here. I do not even know what the heck, if anything, I am going to do with this place. But what the hay, while we wait for inspiration to strike (preferably not from the business end of the goat), here are some dice rollers, a Pathfinder 1e point-buy calculator and a spell point calculator.
Not a baahhd deal for a website with no actual purpose. The spell calculator is especially handy when the GM starts bleating about resource management. Consider it the greatest of all time. Or at least the greatest of all goats. I will see myself out.
04 / THE GOAT JUDGES EVERY VISIT
Random Goat Insult 🐐
The goat is gathering his thoughts. This will not go well.
Goat Tracking Tools
HP bars, spell points and other numbers your character is about to lose.
Open Goat Tracking Tools →PF2e, 5e and 5.5e weirdos
The goat will not think less of you... or will he?
Other RPG calculators →Grand Goat DM 🐐
Initiative, HP and NPC attacks. The goat is now the dungeon master. Gods help you.
Open Grand Goat DM →The Dice Barn
All nine rollers, all right here. Pick a quantity, add or subtract a modifier and see every individual die plus the final total. No tabs, no hunting, no kidding.
Die results are independently rolled from 1 through the number of sides, inclusive. Dice are pseudo-random, which is so close to random you might as well say it is random... so yeah, random, but the GM is still allowed to be suspicious. Up to 100 dice per roller.
Pathfinder 1e Point Buy
All six abilities, proper 1e costs, racial bonuses and your own miscellaneous adjustments. No goat math required.
| Ability | Base score 7 to 18 | Point cost | Racial +/- | Misc +/- | Final score | Ability mod |
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Rules note: Pathfinder 1e point buying starts at 10 and only permits purchased scores from 7 to 18. A 7 refunds 4 points, while an 18 costs 17. Racial bonuses are applied afterward. The race picker includes the listed first-party races from the d20PFSRD race index; especially unusual or variable races may need manual adjustments and your GM's blessing. The goat takes no responsibility for character deaths.
Spell Point Calculator
Choose your class, character level and casting ability modifier. Your spell point pool is calculated from the charts Goat King Scott provided, not the whims of a suspicious wizard. The goat checked the math twice, ate the paperwork once and now refuses to answer questions.
Breakdown by spell level
Base points and eligible bonus points are displayed separately.
Enter the actual ability modifier, not the ability score. For example, 18–19 means +4. Bonus points only count for spell levels your class can cast at the selected level.
Based on a seven-page chart put together by Goat King Scott, which he created from a hayload of information he gathered... somewhere. Daily domain spells, for classes that receive them, are not included. Void where prohibited. If the goat or anyone else finds an error, blame the wizard. Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 gold pieces and do not go to jail. Keep in mind, this is free, and there is no crying in goat ball.